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When four siblings reunite at their recently-deceased mother’s home with the intention of divvying up her possessions, a long-buried family secret explodes out into the open – challenging everything they thought they knew about themselves and each other.
True to form, Liv thinks she can bulldozer her way back to how things used to be. People-pleaser, Rob, just wants everyone to get along. But Michelle’s had enough of towing the fragile family line. And with prodigal son, Jonny, hellbent on pushing everyone’s buttons, they all look set to lose everything – their dignity included.
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2hr 10min. Incl interval.
Plays, Off West End
Ages 12+.
18th June, 2026
18th July, 2026
This production contains some strobe/flashing lights. Features alcohol use, themes of grief, mention of the Holocaust, strong language and vomiting.
By: Ben Ockrent
Director: Michael Longhurst
Location: Fringe/Off West End
Railway station: Hammersmith
Bus numbers: 190, 266, 267, 391, H91
Night bus numbers: N9, N11
| Day of week | Matinee | Evening |
|---|---|---|
| Monday | - | 7:30 PM |
| Tuesday | - | 7:30 PM |
| Wednesday | 2:30 PM | 7:30 PM |
| Thursday | - | 7:30 PM |
| Friday | - | 7:30 PM |
| Saturday | 2:30 PM | 7:30 PM |
| Sunday | - | - |
The world premiere of Ben Ockrent's blackly comic drama explores the legacies we inherit, the choices we make and the true cost of family secrets, directed by Olivier Award winner Michael Longhurst.
Relics is 2hr 10min. Incl interval.
Lyric Hammersmith.
The price for tickets to Relics starts at £18.
Ages 12+.
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