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Strangers James and Tori meet at Heathrow and take the Piccadilly Line across London on a journey they’ll never forget.
Perfectly capturing our love-hate relationship with the tube, COCKFOSTERS is a “screamingly funny” off-the-rails comedy that will change your commute forever. So top up your Oyster, mind the gap and hop aboard the tube journey of a lifetime!
“A laugh-out-loud riot” - Broadway World “Inspired brilliance” - The Stage “A stroke of genius” - All That Dazzles
★★★★★ RatedReviewed - ★★★★★ CurtainsUp - ★★★★★ MindTheBlog - ★★★★★ - LondonCulturalist - ★★★★★ LondonBornAndBred - ★★★★★ LondonTheatreDoc - ★★★★★ SouthLondonWeekly - ★★★★★ LoveLondonLoveCulture
Accessible Performance:
Captioned:
1hr 10min.
Plays, Off West End, Comedy
Ages 16+.
4th December, 2025
3rd January, 2026
This production contains strong language, loud music and sound effects, and flashing lights.
Station: London Bridge
Location: Fringe/Off West End
Bus numbers: Inner London Crown Court (Stop B): 35, 133, 343, 344
Directions from tube: Borough: Exit & turn right towards Newington Causeway. Located just before the railway bridge. Elephant & Castle: Exit via South Bank University Exit & turn left, head up Newington Causeway.
| Day of week | Matinee | Evening |
|---|---|---|
| Monday | - | 7:00 PM |
| Tuesday | 2:30 PM | 7:00 PM |
| Wednesday | - | 7:00 PM |
| Thursday | - | 7:00 PM |
| Friday | - | 7:00 PM |
| Saturday | 2:30 PM | 7:00 PM |
| Sunday | - | - |
Strangers James and Tori meet at Heathrow and take the Piccadilly Line across London on a journey they’ll never forget.
COCKFOSTERS is 1hr 10min.
Southwark Playhouse Borough.
The price for tickets to COCKFOSTERS starts at £20.
Ages 16+.
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